Warning: Sock Hoarding Awareness Center
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What is Sock Hoarding?
It's a condition where individuals hoard socks for reasons that defy logic and reason. We're talking to you, Sock Hoarder.
Symptoms:
- Excessively collecting socks in a hidden compartment or under a bed
- Deflection of questions about missing laundry
- Uncontrollable urge to buy matching socks
- Feeling of unease when confronted with an empty sock drawer
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