SOCK HOARDERS UNITE!

Welcome, fellow sock enthusiasts! Sock Stash Management is your one-stop shop for all things sock-related.

Step 1: Acquire Socks

Start by buying, collecting, or stealing (just kidding, don't do that) socks. We recommend visiting local thrift stores, garage sales, or online retailers like Socktopia.

Don't be shy! A good rule of thumb is to aim for at least 500 pairs. Any less and you're not even trying.

Step 2: Sort and Purge (optional)

Once you've got your socks, it's time to sort and categorize them. You might want to separate the singles from the pairs, or sort by color, texture, or pattern.

But let's be real, who needs all those pesky missing socks from the wash? Just toss 'em in the "Sock Graveyard" in your closet and forget about 'em.

Step 3: Store and Display

Now that you've got your socks sorted, it's time to show 'em off! Consider investing in a Sock Museum or a Sock Shrine to display your collection.

But be warned: your friends and family might think you're crazy. Or worse, they might try to steal your socks.

Learn more about Socky McSockerson's Guide to Sock Hoarding Get help from a Sock Therapist (it's a thing)