SOCK HOARDING: THE EPICENTRIC DISORDER
You've been here before. You know the drill: a drawer full of missing socks, a laundry hamper overflowing with singletons, and a nagging feeling that SOMEONE has been eating them.
Causes:
- Uncontrollable desire for novelty socks
- Fear of the Sock-O-Matic 3000
- Unresolved childhood trauma
Symptoms:
- Hoarding socks in secret hiding spots
- Excessive sock-pairing anxiety
- Unexplained sock-aches and mysterious toe blisters