Welcome to the world's most exclusive, highly-regarded Sock Hoarding Therapy program.
Here, we help you develop coping mechanisms for dealing with the crushing despair of losing a sock in the wash, or worse: finding a matching partner in the depths of your sock drawer.
Take the Sock Diagnostic Test to see if you're a suitable candidate for our program.
Or, if you're already a pro at sock hoarding, show off your skills and get certified.
Don't forget to join our support groups for the camaraderie and validation you crave.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, join our sock hoarding anarchist movement.