In the depths of the universe, there exists a phenomenon so profound, so earth-shattering, that it defies the very fabric of our reality. It is the Sock Hole Theory.
It states that every time a sock goes missing in the wash, the fabric of space-time is forever altered, leaving us with a gaping hole in the very fabric of our existence.
The Sockhole Effect: A phenomenon where the disappearance of a sock creates a localized distortion in the space-time continuum, causing an increase in anxiety and despair.
Paranoid Patterns: A guide to recognizing the telltale signs of a sock hole, and the steps to take when confronted with the abyss of missing socks.