The Sock Horde: A Guide to the Fuzzy Foe
Welcome, puny human, to the Sock Horde, an army of fluffy fiends that seek to engulf the world in a tide of tangled threads.
Here's what you need to know:
- They are attracted to the faint scent of fabric softener.
- Their love of matching sock sets is unmatched.
- They can only be repelled by the power of folding.