THE SOCK HORDE: A Guide to Sock-related Subterfuge

By the power of socks, you will conquer the world! (Or at least, the laundry room.)

Learn how to:

• Sock Ninja Training: The Art of Stealthy Sock Acquisition
• Sock Pairing Strategies: The Ultimate Guide to Not Losing Your Socks in the Wash
• Sock Tunnel Networking: How to Build a Secret Sock Conduit

Or, if you're just looking for some general sock-related shenanigans:

• The Sock Heist Museum: A Showcase of the World's Most Daring Sock Heists
• The Sock Hoarder Support Group: Because You're Not Alone in Your Sock-Related Fears and Obsessions

Disclaimer: This site is intended for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to use the information contained herein to actually form a sock horde. Or do, we won't judge.