Assembly Instructions
Welcome, sock enthusiasts, to the Sock Horde Assembly! Here, you will learn the ancient art of sock-swapping, matching, and hoarding.
Step 1: Sock Sorting
Begin by categorizing your sock collection into piles of matching pairs, solo socks, and socks-with-no-matching-partner. Don't worry if it gets messy – it's all part of the process!
Step 2: The Swap
Once your socks are sorted, it's time to start swapping! Exchange your singles with fellow hordes for new, exciting matches. Remember, the key to success is to never, ever, under any circumstances, look at the socks you're giving up. Blindly hand them over, and hope for the best.
Step 3: The Hoarding
After swapping, you'll be left with a treasure trove of new socks. But beware – the Sock Horde has a dark side: hoarding. Don't let your sock collection grow out of control. Or do. We won't judge.
Join the Sock-Horde Discord
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