The Official Sock Hug Protocol

Step 1: Identify a suitable target sock. Ensure it's not a single layer of fabric. No lone wolves allowed.

Step 2: Initiate Sock Hug Sequence

Wrap your arms around the sock, firmly but gently. Ensure a 3:2 hug ratio.

A sock

Proceed to Step 3: The Sock Whisperer's Touch

In case things go south, consult the Sock Hug Fail-Safe Guide