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Home to the greatest Sock-Hunters in the world! We're not talking about those annoying Sock-Hunters from Sock-opolis. No, no. These are the good ones: the ones who brave the wild, who track the missing, and who bring back the lost. Our gear is top-of-the-line, designed for the most discerning Sock-Hunter.

Join our Sock Hunters Union and get exclusive access to our Sock-Hunters' Handbook, complete with diagrams of the world's most elusive Sock patterns.

Sock-Hunters' Gear

• Sock Slingers' Gloves - for when you really need to get your Sock on
• Sock Sweepers' Helmets - because safety first, Sock-Hunter
• Sock Snaggers' Slingshots - for when you need to snag that pesky Sock in mid-air

Learn about the Lost Sock Theory - it's a real thing, we swear.