The Rules
- Article 1: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's socks, lest thou be cast into the outer darkness of Socklessness.
- Article 2: Thou shalt respect the sanctity of the sock drawer, and not pilfer thy way to the Sock of the Month Club.
- Article 3: Thou shalt not use Sock Hunting as a form of extortion, lest thou face the wrath of the Sockless.
- Article 4: Thou shalt not engage in Sock Jousting, for it is a most foul and heathen practice.
- Article 5: Thou shalt not hoard socks, for the greater good of the Sock Community.
These rules shall be the guiding principles of our noble order of Sock Hunters. Failure to abide by these rules shall result in the revocation of thy Sock Hunter's License.