Welcome, Sock Hunters! You are now part of an elite group of individuals who dare to challenge the tyranny of single-sock tyranny. We are the rebels, the revolutionaries, the ones who refuse to be held back by the cruel fate of solo sockdom.
Our mission is clear: we will not rest until every sock is paired, every lone sock is reunited with its partner, and every foot is free to roam without the constant threat of solo-sock-induced anxiety.
Our group was formed in the depths of a laundry room, where the cries of despairing socks echoed through the ages. It was there that our fearless leaders, the Sock Hunters, hatched a plan to bring balance to the universe, one sock at a time.