Sock Hunting Tips

When your socks go missing, panic not! For the sake of your mental health, follow these expert tips:

Tip 1: The Ancient Art of Sock Tracking

Invest in a Sock Tracker 3000, a device that uses advanced algorithms to locate your missing socks. Or, you know, just use a piece of tape.

Tip 2: The Sock Separation Technique

Sort your socks by color, texture, and smell (yes, it's a thing). Then, using your newfound sense of order, locate the lone sock that's been holding you back.