SOCK IDENTIFICATION AGENTS: The Unofficial Sock Police

Welcome to the Sock Identification Agency, where we're on a mission to categorize and classify the world's most elusive and mysterious sock phenomena. Our agents are trained to detect and report on:

• Missing Socks: The ones that vanish in the wash, never to be seen again.
• Sock Holes: The pesky little openings that drive you crazy.
• Single Socks: The solo survivors of the washing machine.