SOCK ID is the most advanced sock identification system in the world. It uses a proprietary combination of quantum physics and ancient Socratic reasoning to determine the exact type of sock you are wearing.
Our algorithm, developed by the great sock-scientist, Dr. Sockington, can identify:
SOCK ID has been criticized by some for its overly complex algorithms and exorbitant pricing, but we guarantee 99.9% accuracy or your money back.
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