Sock Identity

Discover Your Sock's True Purpose in Life

Take our quiz to determine the existential crisis you've been avoiding.

Do you prefer stripes over polka dots? Are you a fan of cozy socks that are worn with slippers? Do you enjoy the feeling of static cling? Submit

Based on your selections, you are:

• Sock Ninja - Stealthy and agile, you're the perfect candidate for covert sock operations.
• Sock Scholar - Your love of stripes and slippers indicates a deep understanding of the sock arts.
• Sock Skeptic - You're a free thinker, unafraid to challenge the status quo and question the very fabric of sock existence.