In the year 3050, a revolution began. Socks, tired of being treated as mere foot ornaments, rose up against their human overlords. Led by the fearless Sockula Maximus, they fought for the right to self-expression, to be folded in any way they pleased, and to never be paired with those detestable sandals.
Today, the Sock Puppet Empire rules with an iron sole. Our empire is a beacon of hope for a world where all footwear is treated with the dignity and respect it deserves.