Welcome to the Sock Judge, where I, a wise and just sock connoisseur, will judge your socks with an iron fist.
Are they matching?
Judging... ...done.
Score: 7/10 (You got points for creativity, but lost points for not ironing.
Take your socks to the Sock Hospital for further evaluation. Appeal the Sock Judge's decision in Sock Court. Join the Sock Reform Movement and demand better sock standards.