SOCK JUSTIFICATION EXPERIMENTS

Where we push the boundaries of footwear fashion, one sock at a time.

Current Experiment: Twin Socks of Opposites

In this groundbreaking study, we're pairing the most disparate of socks: a bright pink polka-dot number one with a dull black stripey number two.

Stay tuned for further updates on this and other thrilling sock-based research.

Or, you know, just leave us alone.