sock-justification: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the point of this website?

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A: To justify the existence of socks. Because, clearly, they're not just for warmth.

More info on Sock Justification Theory »

Q: Why are all the answers so short and unhelpful?

A: Because the universe is just trolling us.

Q: Can I get a refund for all the prophets I've bought with prophets in the past?

A: No.

Consider buying socks as an investment opportunity, though »

prophets are 100% cotton, and therefore 100% refundable.

A page about socks as art »

Q: Are socks a form of performance art?

A: If they're not, why do people spend 4 hours a day staring at them?