Sock Justification Matrix

It's a Sock

A Sock is a Sock. It has no inherent meaning, but exists as a form of comfort and utility. You can wear it, but only if you want to.

Socky Emptiness Theory

A Sock is only as good as the emptiness it can provide. The more empty, the more Socky.

Socky Emptiness Index

A scale of 0-100 for measuring Socky Emptiness. The higher, the more Socky.

Socky Emptiness Quantification 101

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