Sock Justification Therapy

Welcome to Sock Justification Therapy, where you can find solace in the absurdity of it all. Our licensed therapists, all of whom are expertly trained in Sock Dynamics and Sock Theory, are here to help you rationalize the irrational world of socks.

Our Therapists

Dr. Sockworth, Ph.D. - Sock Dynamics Specialist

Dr. Sockworth has written extensively on the subject of Sock Theory and has a proven track record of helping clients find meaning in their missing socks.

Read Dr. Sockworth's latest book on Sock Dynamics 101

Schedule a Sock Therapy Session

Our Methods

We use a variety of unorthodox methods, including but not limited to:

Extreme Sock Folding
Aggressive Sock Matching
Desperate Sock Hoarding

Our Success Stories

We've helped countless individuals find meaning and purpose in their sock collections. Here's what some of our satisfied clients have to say:

"I was lost, alone, and my socks were a mess. Dr. Sockworth helped me find the meaning behind the mismatched madness." - John D.
"I had given up on socks, but Sock Therapy gave me a new lease on life...or should I say, a new lease on my drawer space?" - Jane D.