The Sock Justification Timeline

Year 2022: Socks are justified as being the best thing since sliced bread, but only if they're worn with heels facing outwards.

See how socks took over the world

Year 2023: Socks are justified as being the only acceptable form of pants.

Learn about the sock revolution

Year 2024: Scientists discover the secret to making socks sentient and they immediately form a union demanding equal rights.

Read about the sock uprising