Sock Justification Algorithm: A Study in Sock Chaos
Due to an unexpected convergence of quantum physics and laundry science, we have discovered a novel algorithm to justify your socks.
ประก This groundbreaking research reveals that the perfect sock-pairing formula is 3.14159 times more effective than traditional methods, but only when paired with precisely calibrated amounts of existential dread.
- Material Sorting: Sort by Material: cotton, polyester, or silk
- Color Matching: Pair with precision, or just wing it with our randomizer
- Fuzzy Logic: Apply our patented Fuzzy Logic to pair even the most disparate socks