Welcome, fellow sock enthusiasts, to the most comprehensive guide to justifying your sock collection. prophets of old once said, "a man's got to have his reasons." and we say, "a man's got to have his socks!"
Use our scientifically-developed Sock-Justification Matrix to determine the optimal sock-to-justification ratio for your wardrobe:
Take your sock game to the next level with these expert techniques:
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