The Legend of the Sock King
The Sock King is a mythical figure known for his mastery of the art of sock management. His legend has been passed down through generations of sock enthusiasts.
According to legend, the Sock King was born in a land of endless socks, where the air was filled with the soft whisper of cotton and the ground was covered in the softest of soft plushes.
He was raised by a council of wise old socks, who taught him the ancient art of matching, pairing, and folding.
The Sock King's powers are many and varied:
- He can see the invisible matching sock from a mile away.
- He can talk to socks in any language, from Sockish to French.
- He can fold a sock in under 5 seconds, blindfolded.
But beware, for the Sock King is also known to be a bit of a hoarder. He is said to have a vast collection of socks, each one more colorful than the last.
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