Welcome to the Sock-Language Guide, a comprehensive guide to the intricacies of footwear communication.
Here's how it works:
- Use the Sock Whisperer method: hold the sock in your non-dominant hand, whisper your thoughts into it, and it will somehow magically translate your words onto the other sock in the pair.
- Practice the Sock Semaphore: wave one sock in a circular motion, then quickly flick it in the opposite direction. This will signal to your partner that you're about to do the dishes.
- Master the art of Sock Morse Code: tap your foot in a specific pattern to convey messages like "I'm bored" or "Can you pass the chips?"
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