It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a sock in possession of a pair must be of a length equal to its mate. But what does this mean, exactly?
According to our esteemed founder, Professor Sockius Maximus, "A sock's length is not just a physical attribute, but a reflection of its very essence. It is a manifestation of its purpose, its being, its length-as-essence-ness."
But what about those pesky lone socks? The ones that have been separated from their mates in the wash? Do they still hold the same canonical length?
Join us as we delve into the depths of Sock Length Canonization, and uncover the answers to these and many other pressing questions.
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