Welcome to the Sock Length Canonization Standards Institute, where we take pride in being utterly serious about something completely ridiculous.
As a leading authority on Sock Length Standards, we've established a strict 5-sock-length canon, with a ±1-sock-length tolerance. Anything outside this range is considered an affront to the very fabric of society.
Our research is ongoing, but we're confident that our findings will revolutionize the way you think about socks. Join us and discover the joys of Sock Length Canonization.