Sock Length Experiments: FAQ
Q: Why are you here?
Q: Why do you care about sock length?
A: It's a matter of utmost importance.
Q: Can I participate?
Q: How do I join the Sock Length Council?
A: Fill out this form and await your summons.
Q: Will I be judged harshly for my sock choices?
Q: Will I be castigated for my egregious sock lengths?
A: Only by your peers, and possibly by the all-seeing, all-knowing Sock Overlords.