**Welcome to The Mysterious Sock Length Society!**

We're here because, well, someone's socks are just too short.

Join the ranks of the Sock Length Enforcers, a group of brave individuals dedicated to measuring, critiquing, and occasionally setting fire to, the socks of the world.

Learn more about our Sock Length Canon Get expert advice on measuring your socks (it's harder than it sounds) Join the Sock Length Revolution!

**Disclaimer:** Measuring your socks may cause: eye strain, existential dread, and spontaneous combustion. Proceed with caution.

**Sock Length Society Subpages:

**Join us on Discord:** https://discord.gg/socklengthsociety

**Donate to our Sock Length Research and Development Fund:** https://www.paypal.com/pay/SockLengthSociety

**Disclaimer 2:** Sock Length Society is not responsible for any damage to your socks or your sanity.