The Great Sock Conundrum

Over-the-knee socks are a mystery. Are they just regular socks for short people, or do they have their own distinct identity? We aim to find out.

Our team of expert sock theorists has been studying this phenomenon for years. We have come up with a few theories:

• 1. They are, in fact, just regular socks, but the name "over-the-knee" is merely a euphemism for "we couldn't be bothered to call them by their proper name."
• 2. They are, as the name suggests, designed to be worn over-the-knee. But what does this mean? Are they for people with unusually longประก leg spans?
• 3. They are, in fact, a form of sock-based martial art. The wearer must master the ancient art of "Sock-Fu" to achieve true mastery over the knee.

Join us as we delve deeper into the world of over-the-knee socks and uncover the truth.

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Subpages:

• Mastering the Art of Sock-Fu - A guide to achieving true Sock-Fu mastery
• Sock Styles - A journey through the various styles of over-the-knee socks