The Socks of Doom are a phenomenon where socks, once considered the most mundane of garments, have become the very embodiment of existential dread. They are a constant reminder that no matter how hard we try to keep them paired, they will always be one step ahead, waiting to be lost in the void.
But fear not, for there is still hope. For in the depths of the Socks of Doom, there lies a glimmer of redemption. A glimmer of hope that one day, we may find a way to tame the wild beasts that are our socks.