Welcome to the Sock Loss Recovery Program, where we specialize in finding your missing socks. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.
Our team of highly trained Sock Retrieval Specialists have years of experience in tracking down those pesky socks that seem to vanish in the wash.
Click here to submit a new case and start the recovery process. Or, if you've already lost a sock, click here to join our support group.
We also offer therapy sessions to help you cope with the emotional trauma of losing your socks.