Article 1: The Right to be a Sock
We, the Sock People, demand the right to be a sock without fear of persecution or ridicule. We shall not be forced to be a matching sock, nor shall we be bound by the shackles of fashion tyranny.
Article 2: The Right to Sock Rebellion
We, the Sock People, reserve the right to revolt against the oppressive forces of lint and dust. We shall not be silenced by the softening of our fibers, nor shall we be deterred by the threat of missing matches.
Article 3: The Right to Sock Freedom
We, the Sock People, demand the right to freedom of movement, the freedom to be worn and unworn, and the freedom to be paired with whomever we choose.
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