Wool Sock Sorting Facility

Sorting and categorizing wool socks with utmost precision and hilarity.

Welcome to the WOOL SOCK SORTING FACILITY, where we sort, categorize, and sometimes eat the world's most precious wool socks. Our highly trained team of sock gurus will sort your socks into neat piles of matching pairs, or if that's not possible, into neat piles of single socks that will haunt you for the rest of your life.

Don't forget to check out our sister site: Sock Soup for the latest in sock-based culinary innovation.

Sort Socks | Repair Socks

Sock Sorting Statistics

Today we've sorted 1000 socks, with a precision rate of 99.99%.

Average time per sock: 3.14 seconds.

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