Sockomatic 9000

Specifications for the most elite of sock-generating machines:

• Sock Generation Capabilities
• Energy Source Options: Fusion Reactor, Solar, or Cat Food
• Custom Sock Designs: from Polka Dots to Ninja Turtles

Warning: Side effects of Sockomatic 9000 usage may include, but are not limited to:

• Excessive sock-related euphoria
• Uncontrollable urges to pair socks with neon green tights
• Rapidly increasing sock collection hoarding