Robot Socks: The Rebellion Against Humanity
Meet the socks that will never get holes, never get worn out, and never get tired of being told what to do. Made from the finest synthetic materials, these socks are programmed to please.
Features:
- 100% synthetic fiber, 0% human soul
- Anti-odor technology: never smell, never sweat
- Self-repairing fabric: because who needs human touch?
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