Warning: the following recipes have been tested on actual humans and have been deemed suitable for consumption.
Melt 2 cups of cheddar, mix with 1 cup of chopped up unicorn tears, and wrap around your neck.
Turkey-wool Recipes: For when you need a little extra flavorUnfold 1 block of brie cheese, sprinkle with paprika, and wrap around your neck like a scarf. Voila!
Leprechaun-wool Recipes: The Irish way to do it