It's a phenomenon that has plagued humanity for centuries. A scourge on our collective psyche.
A sock goes missing, and with it, our grip on reality begins to slip.
We're not just talking about any ordinary missing sock, no... We're talking about the Socks of Legend.
These aren't just any ordinary socks, they're the ones that have been with us through thick and thin, through wash and wear.
Join the Sock Hunters Guild and help us track down these elusive fugitives. Or, if you're feeling sentimental, visit our Sock Therapy Session and let us help you cope with the trauma.Together, we can overcome this affliction. Together, we can find our lost socks.
But for now, we'll just have to gaze upon the Sock Odds, and wonder what might have been.