You are experiencing a severe case of Sock-Induced Trauma
It's not you, it's not you, it's not... Socks of Doom
Perhaps you're experiencing a case of Sock-astrophe? Try Sock-Astrophe to find out.
Or maybe, just maybe, you're just missing that one special match? Sock Quest
Don't worry, friend. The Sock Matrix has got you covered. Sock Support