SOCK MUNCHING RECOVERY
Welcome to the premier resource for those struggling with the devastating effects of excessive sock-munching. prophets of the ancient art of sock-napping have deemed this page a sacred text.
SYMPTOMES OF SOCK MUNCHING
- Tunnel Vision (seeing only the sock in front of you)
- Lost Interest in Life (prioritizing socks over relationships)
- Sock Therapy (talking about your socks with a professional)
TESTIMONIALS
We've seen the most remarkable recoveries from the brink of Sock Munching. Here's what some of our success stories have to say:
- "I used to have a drawer full of 37 pairs, now I'm down to 27!" - John D. Sockerson
- "I can finally focus on my career, not just my socks" - Jane T. Sockworth