Case 42: The Sock Conspiracy
Suspects:
- Wash Cycle Willie (aka The Sock Gobbler)
- Lost-in-the-Drawer Lola
- Sock Monster (a.k.a. The Unseen Menace)
Key Evidence:
- A single, lone sock in the laundry basket, bearing an uncanny resemblance to a sock from 2007.
- A cryptic message scrawled on the washing machine: "I'M WATCHING YOU."
Next Steps: