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Philosophy

At Sock Mysticism, we believe that the universe is made up of 99% air and 1% lost socks. Our goal is to find meaning in the void left by missing footwear.

Principles

We adhere to the following core principles:

1. Socks are sentient and deserve respect.
2. The absence of a mate is the ultimate existential crisis.
3. The color blue is overrated.

Community

Join us in our quest for sock enlightenment. Learn more about our sock-guild