Sock-Necrology: A Study of the Fuzzy, Forgotten, and Fantastical Socks

Volume 1: The Great Sock Debacle of 1987

It's a little-known fact that the year 1987 was the most catastrophic year for socks. It's estimated that over 500 million socks went missing, never to be seen again. Some say it was a global conspiracy, while others claim it was simply a case of over-zealous dryer lint.

But what about the socks that didn't make it? The survivors, the thrivers, and the ones that defied the odds? Read on for the thrilling tale of:

The Sock-Savant, the Man Who Found Socks in the Most Unconventional Places