Sock Necromancer's Sock Wizardry

Wherein lies the dark art of sock manipulation.

Our Sock Necromancers are trained in the ancient ways of Sock Wizardry, able to make your missing socks reappear with a flick of their wrist and a whisper to the Sock Gods.

But be warned: our Sock Necromancers are not to be trifled with. Their mastery of the Sock Arts is not to be underestimated.

For more information on our Sock Necromancers, visit our Sock Necromancers.

Our Sock Necromancers' Sock Wizardry Services:

• Missing Sock Retrieval
• Sock Matching (guaranteed 100% accuracy)
• Sock Enchantment (imbues your socks with magical powers)

But be aware, the Sock Necromancers come with a warning:

We are not responsible for any Sock-Induced Trauma or Sock Withdrawal that may occur as a result of our services.

Visit our Sock Trauma Support Group for more information.