Sock Necromancers of the Ancients

Apprenticeships

Are you tired of wearing socks that are a reflection of your mundane, mortal soul? Do you seek to tap into the mystical arts of footwear transmogrification?

Look no further than the Sock Necromancers of the Ancients, where the ancient secrets of toe-tally transcendent footwear manipulation await!

Our esteemed Sock Necromancers have mastered the arcane arts of:

• Curse-breaking sock repair
• Heel-raising incantations
• Toe-tally transforming footwear transmogrification

Join our ranks and learn the forbidden lore of the Ancients! Learn more about our Sock-of-the-Mountain program