This is a comprehensive treatise on the ancient art of sock-necromancy. A mystical discipline that delves into the realm of footwear forensics.
Using the principles of quantum mechanics and the power of the sock gods, one can predict the likelihood of a sock getting lost in the wash.
Or, with sufficient mastery of the arcane, even bend the fabric of time and space to retrieve a missing sock from the void.
But be warned: the power of sock-necromancy comes with a steep price. Many have lost their minds, their livers, and their favorite socks to the allure of this dark art.
Still, you seek to tread the path of the sock-necromancer? Very well. But be prepared to face the consequences.