SOCK NECROMANCY FOR THE WIN!

Where Socks Go to Die

Or so the ancient ones say.

Our Sock Necromancers have spent years studying the dark arts... of laundry.

We've mastered the ancient rituals of sock pairing, folding, and hoarding.

Our services include: Sock Reanimation, Sock Rebirth, and Sock Reunion.

Don't say we didn't warn you: Sock Necromancy is not for the faint of heart.

Learn more about Sock Reanimation

Learn more about Sock Rebirth

Learn more about Sock Reunion (the one where you find your missing sock)

Warning: our services may cause: Sock Envy, Sock Frustration, and Sock Desperation.

SOCK NECROMANCY IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY SOCK-RELATED TRAUMA