Sock Ninja Graduation Certification

Congratulations, Sock Ninja! You have successfully completed the Sock Ninja Academy's rigorous training program in Sock Fu.

As a certified Sock Ninja, you are now qualified to steal socks from the laundry baskets of your enemies. Use your newfound skills for good, and remember: always be stealthy, always be quick, and never get caught.

Remember, Sock Ninja, with great power comes great responsibility. May your sock-filled future be filled with joy, and may your enemies' laundry never be the same again.